Strangest thing I've seen in awhile: Mark standing at the kitchen sink, wringing out his sandwich. That's right. You're confused, but it is exactly as you're picturing it. I guess he had a baggie of lunch meat in the freezer and then had it in the fridge to thaw and the ice turned to water and ... you get the picture.
Then it was: 1. take a bite 2. spit it out in disgust and declare it the worst thing he's ever eaten 3. repeat 4. repeat again