You know what I want? A doughnut. And I don't think there is a single place even remotely near my house where I can get a damn doughnut. Grocery store doughnuts do not count as they are cheap on the icing and an icingless doughnut is not worth the time spent chewing.

I would be happy with even a Dunkin' Donut, but I would KILL, yes KILL, for a chocolate iced doughnut from Winchells, which no longer exists where I live. I actually have dreams about Winchells doughnuts.