Yoo-hoo! T-Shirt Face! Chickebone Jones! Where you at? Mom? All the way at the bottom of my blog is a list of my blog's "followers." And there are ZERO people. ZERO.
The worst part is that when I saw that was an option to put on here, it had like 20 people listed. I thought that was my list of followers, but I guess it was just an example list. I'm going out to eat worms.
(((Update: this option is now in the right column of my blog)))