Bite me, Downtowners

I have a question for all those who think living Downtown or in the war zone is preferable to a cookie cutter village on the West Side. If you have time to read this between dodging bullets and homeless people, I was just wondering, do you have views like this from your bedroom balcony?




So my house looks like everyone else's on the block -- NEW -- and there's no drunk guys passed out on the lawn and no homies shootin' up the front. Sucks to be me!